Funny: Premier league player, Owen's car vandalised

Michael Owen was given an unwelcome send-off by his Stoke team-mates ahead of his final home game before retirement.

He posted a picture on Twitter of his black Mercedes C63 covered in eggs and flour and wrote: 'This is what I will miss once I hang up my boots! Looks like I may be delayed getting to the match #eggs&flour'.

                                                        Michael Owen woke up to find his car caked in eggs and flour

Then the Stoke striker began to list possible culprits, naming Dean Whitehead and Glenn Whelan as the most likely mischief-makers.

'It's a long week lads. Revenge is in the air! Chief suspects: Whitehead and Whelan. Huth is a possible too,' he continued.

'Walters is a possible. Others who can't be ruled out: Crouch, Etherington.

Well.... I guess he took it nicely.....Happy retirement, Michael Owen